Yeah again!
Wow! I was absolutely amazed that this bag of crap answered me again. Poor Lisard must be bored, just as bored as I am.
OR
It’s an actual AI (which in 2025 is altogether possible).
OR
It’s a Millennial. Personally, having raised two of them, I’m going with Millennial. Everything about this person just screams Trauma Drama and gives away her need to be heard. Oh wait, for her lies to be heard and believed.
See? Millennial.
Ready? Here we go.
Hi Lisa,
Wow. That was… a lot to read.
First, I’m genuinely sorry for the experiences you’ve had in the past with people misusing your books. I can see now that my outreach may have hit a nerve I didn’t know existed, and I respect that. Please know, there was never any bad intention on my part. None.
As for Carmelar Preid, that’s not a fake name or anything shady. She’s actually one of the long-time readers in my community. She’s passionate about indie books and often helps coordinate communication, especially when authors want more transparency. I didn’t realize her message went out from my email, that must’ve caused confusion, and I apologize for that. No deception intended.
And “Jesse”? Haha. That’s just a playful line we use sometimes internally, it’s a running joke among the team. We’re readers, not spies. Promise. 
I totally get if you’re not interested. You’ve made your stance clear. But just to clarify, I’ve never charged authors a penny upfront. I offer help because I believe in the power of honest reader voices.
Anyway, no hard feelings at all. I wish you the best with your wide distribution, sounds like you’ve been through a lot and come out strong. Maybe one day our paths will cross again under different circumstances.
Take care of yourself,
Lisa
Hopefully for the last time here’s my response. You did catch all the Millennial crap above. right? If not, let me make it abundantly clear for you.
I’m so sorry.
Why is Carmlear signing your emails? If she’s just a reader she really shouldn’t have any access at all to your email. It’s not safe, she could say anything under your name.
And, really” “Jesse” is an ‘inside joke’. You are sad and you don’t know how an inside joke works. You should Google it and a lot of other things before you send out your next email to your next victim. Education is key in a con. You don’t even grift well.
Do you read the crock of BS you write before you hit send? It doesn’t matter I guess, most Millennials–like yourself– are incapable of reading for comprehension anyway. I can do that! I love the lines about you not charging authors a penny upfront. That’s because you’re just collecting all the $20-$30 “tips” the readers who don’t exist are supposed to get. After you take that money you will put the.pdf file up for sale. Like I said, I’m not as stupid as you need me to be.
I love the Victim Card….it is so adorable and the one thing people like yourself actually do well but, of course, in the end, it’s ineffective. Like you.
Since this is somewhere around the 6th ego stroking Praise & Prey email of this type that I’ve received just in the last two weeks I have no problem telling you that you are nothing more than 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.
Oh, BTW, I noticed you finally dropped the errant ‘r’ from your sig line. How did you like my blog posts, Lisard? While you’re sitting there conning people, you can find the jerk who calls himself “David Love” but signs his emails “David Lovie” and show him how to work that feature, ok? Make yourself useful on some level.
All the Best,
Lisa
At this very second I’m hitting ‘send’ on that email. I’m doing it this way to see if bounces.
BRB
OMG, it looks like it went through.
I know somebody who’s getting on some educational newsletters today!!!!!!!!!!
**Update 8/6/2025*** You guessed it! This Bad Penny came back for more! Hot Butter Part Cinq
Lisa Beth Darling 